Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven.
Give us today our daily fill,
Forgive us our miles per gallon
as we forgive those who speculate in petroleum.
Save us from using our own feet
and deliver us from public transport.
For the CO2, the power, and the emissions standards are yours
now and for ever. Amen.
